- how to clean satin bags
(Because there is an overabundance of things related to satin bags on this blog; just look at my "Cleaning For Cross Dressers" label)
- "craig herbertson"
(I have no idea who this is)
- i hate jk rowling
(I've apparently become the dispenser of author hate here; I guess it makes sense, since I did say this)
- scifi cat
(At least it's scifi based...)
- toodrunk satin blogspot
(Maybe they were looking for "too drunk satin blogspot," or "toodrunk" is a word I'm simply unfamiliar with; I suspect it's drunkenese for "why am I drunk googling?")
- "remember you're a one-ball"
(I will, thank you.)
(Nak nak nulu bol ock ock to you too. That's Ewok for "WTF?")
- "verses on st. andrews"
(Because nowhere is better to go for your Biblical learning than WISB)
- intrigued by something
(How deliciously vague...)
(Seriously, what's with the weird words?)
- "i am afraid that we cannot keep"
(How deliciously specific...)
- "i now pronounce you someone else"
(Well, thank you...)
- "shaving my head" "locks of love"
(I did something like that once; the next year, we were in two different wars...go figure)
- "sniffed his armpit"
- does sean astin have asthma?
(I find it amusing that some people think he might have asthma because he played an asthmatic in a movie. To which I say, "If he had asthma, he would have known how to use an inhaler correctly in The Goonies. That is all.)
- explain obsessions
- explain the laser technology?
(No. Read a book.)
- felt crippled
(I'm sorry...I really can't help you with that.)
- gerbil food list
(Because clearly you have something against hamsters...)
- limitations of primates
(They have none. They are our masters. Bow before the ape king!)
There are many more, but I think that'll tide you over for the evening.
What is the weirdest search term you've ever seen as a referral on your blog or website? Let me know in the comments.