Nope. Guess again :)
A cube intent on occupying spatial and temporal dimensions unique to itself OR a bottle of chilled Chablis.
Nope. Definitely neither of those things.
Yup. I've looked inside.
I should clarify - A poorly packed book.
Actually, it is not a book, although it is printed on paper (high quality paper, since it's an important thingy).
A poster? A certificate? A painting?
Your second guess is close.
It must be a degree of some sort then! Congrats?
Close. Very close.
Oh, now we're getting close!