That barrier has now been solved. I went ahead and bought one from the store. It's a pretty good one, too (for the money). Which leads me to the point of this post:
In order to "pay you all back" for making you wait so extraordinarily long for an embarrassing video, I've decided to let you all select a third dance for me to do on camera. It can be anything, so long as I can reasonably do it (or look funny trying) and it's not vulgar (sorry, I'm not taking my pants off or anything like that).
What would you have me do?