Why in books do they never have them going to the bathroom?I don't know if anyone is aware, but it is actually illegal to write about going to the bathroom in books. Yup. Sometimes it happens, but if you do it you're likely to be sued. You see, back in 3100 B.C. a guy named Nunchuck Dungfoot (anglicized from the original language to make it easier to remember) invented the first toilet and he declared that the whole world must acknowledge his invention lest he curse mankind to the fiery bowels of hell. Unfortunately, that has carried on into the modern world as an unofficial ban on discussing the use of bathrooms in literature. Discussing such things will result in the Trans-Orkneyan Liberation Front showing up at your house to serve you with papers. I know, it sounds insane, but that's what happened to that guy who supposedly "lied" in his non-fiction book on Oprah's show. Remember that? It was a cover for his writing about a bathroom. He's since disappeared, which tells me that he was probably murdered by the Trans-Orkneyan Mafia.
Yes, I'm making all this up. I have no idea why nobody writes bathroom scenes in their fiction. They just don't.
GothixHalo also asks:
Why do people not like poetry, but love songs, which are basically music set to poetry?Because people are too stupid to realize that they're basically the same thing. There's really no difference between poetry and song lyrics, except that one is traditionally sung, while the other is not--although, historically this isn't true. That's basically it.
For the record: song lyrics are poetry, and if you hate poetry, then you also hate song lyrics. This is a strange conflict that everyone needs to acknowledge.
Lastly, Mulluane sends this question:
Super power or magical power?I don't quite understand what differentiates these two things. Can't a magical power also be a super power? And do I have to choose one or the other? Let's be fair, with such a vague question you can't honestly expect me to choose one over the other. I'm taking both. I want super powers and magical powers. Why? Because in the event that someone figures out a way to neutralize my super powers, I'll still have a fallback with which I can whoop some major superhero ass.
Oh, what, you took my super ability to shoot energy beams out of my eyes? Yeah, well, I put a curse on you, fool! May you forever listen to the Sound of Music in your head, forever and ever and ever and ever.
Yeah, it's like that. But maybe I shouldn't be allowed to have any abilities. I think I might abuse them. I can imagine myself getting revenge on people who bother me, and that's not how super heroes are supposed to act.
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